Monday, January 5, 2009


This joke, which came to me as a forward from my father, made me laugh out loud. I can totally picture the person who asked this little girl the question....he's probably one of those annoying and obviously ignorant gringos who give us a bad name in foreign countries! Hell, he gives himself a bad name in his own! Anyway, enough of analyzing the joke....let's just get to it:

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak Obama... when you don't know shit?"


M. DeChelle said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best joke ever.

Fned said...

Excellent!! Too funny!


Maeskizzle said...

hahaha. Hilarious.

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